Joke Day

I'd just like to tell you that, from now on I'll try to have some jokes every Wednesday, which means more posts!  

One day there was a family of three people,

a baby, a mom and a dad.

So the family was in a plane that only had two parachutes.

Suddenly both the engines on the plane spontaneously combusted!

The parents jumped out of the plane with the two parachutes, leaving their baby behind. 

When they landed they got in a cab and went home.

When they got into their room there was the baby sitting on the couch.  The dad asked the baby

"How did you get here so early?" The baby answered:"Me no baby, me no dumb.I hold on to daddys bum.daddy go "ppppbbbfff" I go zoom That's how I got home so soon."